• Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
  • Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore

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metropolismarvel:

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beaversandcupcakes:

theforestofvarricschest:

biacomcafe:

metropolismarvel:

A BRILLIANT DISGUISE FOILED

I KNEW IT

WHAT A TWIST

THE PLOT THICKENS

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the best 52 seconds in film history

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Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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